Funny Facts!

I usually hate those forwarded e-mails that everybody sends with the little arrows all over the page from being forwarded 15 times before you get them. But this one was so funny I had to put it here.





Truths Black and Hispanic People Know - But Most White People Will Not Admit

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. (But I still Do It)

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal


Truths White and Black People Know But Most Hispanic People Will Not Admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.



Truths White and Hispanic People Know But Most Black People Will Not Admit


1. O.J. Did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. Green is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car!